Or this one time when I ran into a stone house at 40mph and broke both my arms at the same time...

I was in a race and lost control going down a hill that was wet and there was a sharp turn at the bottom. I didn’t make the turn and crashed into an old 18th century jagged stone house. I broke the 2 slowest healing bones in your entire body and was in plaster casts up to my shoulders for 4.5 months! It was not fun! I was unable to do anything for myself—eating, getting dressed, showering etc. Just what a 13 year old wants is more quality bonding time with mom.